Xbox One is more powerful than we first thought…
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
via pizza (originally facts-i-just-made-up)
- Boys who like me: 0
- Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971
via ilovejapanesecrap (originally lost-trea-sures)
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
via surrounded-bythe-sun (originally saveme-amazeme)
via mysweetpegasus (originally cannibalsuxx)
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers
o m g
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via mysweetpegasus (originally so-laughable)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
via eclwina (originally daftpostpunk)
via pizza (originally picturetoburn)
via mysweetpegasus (originally forever90s)
WHY HASN’T GLEE BEEN CANCELLED YET
via pizza (originally kevinprices)
